Okay everyone, guess what.
That title up there? Not totally random.
The fact of the matter is... I haven't really updated this blog at all recently for one reason and one reason alone. Girls.
How's that you ask? Well, since you totally just took my bait and asked that, let me tell you. I started this blog for one reason and one reason alone. To pick up chicks. My standard attempted pick-up before this blog would go something like this: "Hey babe, occasionally I write stuff on Facebook when I want to post stuff online." Believe it or not, this line is not that effective. For some reason girls just didn't find that attractive.
But then I discovered the secret. Blogging. My line went from that up there to "Hey babe, occasionally I update my blog when I feel like talking about video games or music or my feelings or something." IT WORKED SO WELL. All of a sudden I was a complex individual with a cool opinion and deep emotions! What kind of girl doesn't want to read about me ramble on randomly about video games without really knowing what it is that I'm going to say? I even had a few guys hit on me when they heard about my blog!
Now that I had a few posts and my "blog" looked legitimate enough, I just had to wait, and I would be the most popular person EVER.
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If you are still reading, the above was totally true. And by that I mean that was totally not true.
The real confession is much less exciting. I spend time wasting my time, which leads to cycle of procrastination and self-hatred. Typical teenage things. I just figured that others would appreciate being used as a means to get girls, rather than being put off by boring teenage laziness.
Plus I have no clue what to post here. Possibly stuff about Tv shows. I like those. Since you are looking at this, you are both on a computer and on the internet. That bodes well for you; even if you're one of those weirdoes without a Tv, you can still watch Tv shows.
Now to a part where I tell you what you should like.
Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra:
OMG OMGOMGOMGOOMODMGSOIJSDOPFJi;ldskfoaj. Sorry. These shows are hilarious and amazing and awesome and you should watch them all like 50 times. They have stuff for everyone!
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| Cute animals |
Funny moments...
Just watch the shows! They are fantastic!
Community:
Okay, so this a show that I only just recently started watching last week, but due to a long weekend have seen approximately 30 episodes of. I honestly don't know how to describe it... Okay, so it's a show that takes place at a community college, and revolves around a group of wacky people of all types! One of the greatest aspects of the show is the way that it takes tropes of all sorts of things, and manipulates them in hilarious ways. The writing is also fantastic. As is the music.
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| Just look at these wacky misfits! |
While there are some issues with the show, overall I think it is definitely worth your checking out...
Okay, lets be honest. I watch way more than just 2-3 Tv shows. I just don't have the time or energy to demand you watch them all. These are just the ones I have most recently been obsessed with.
I hope I just wasted your time. That would be nice.
Bye bye!
